Most of the time I have some sort of social filter, but sometimes it literally just dies and I forget that what I’m talking about is probably not the most appropriate thing to say at the moment. Here’s a compilation of the random things I’ve said, and the context that goes with them.
“It needs to be more sad, like dead kittens.”
I was in computers, and we were making pixel art. What started out as a chicken wound up being a sad blue demon-penguin-chicken thing that was on a melting iceberg, like what you see in those sad commercials.
“Cannibalism!”
My sister and I play a game outside sometimes where we’re bananas guarding the banana kingdom, and in order for people to come into the banana kingdom to live they need to give us bananas. In this case it was children, and we were pretending to eat the children.
“Violence! Murder! Death!”
My sister and I were arguing about a game to play outside. I wanted to play a game that we had played before, and my sister wanted to do something else. To get my point across I decided to start screaming to get my point across. I won, obviously.
“Subscribe to Technoblade!”
This one wasn’t necessarily without a filter, but it was impulsively screamed at my neighbors, who just ignored me as usual. (you should subscribe to technoblade though, that guy is funny)
“What’s poppin’?”
Wilbur Soot said this once and now I say it a lot. It’s interesting.
“I’m progressing backwards. Wait, no, regressing.”
I was eating and temporarily forgot how to speak, so I was trying to make a reference to earlier in the day, when I temporarily forgot how to walk.
“EUGH”
I inhale and make weird noises sometimes when I’m bored. I don’t know either.