Random thoughts…

I have some pretty random thoughts sometimes. Here are a few of them.

1.) Theoretically speaking, the egg came first because if the modern chicken evolved from some other non-chicken, the modern chicken came from the egg first, Problem solved.

2.) Wait, is duality an actual word? (I looked it up, and it means the quality or condition of being dual.)

3.) Who looked at a chicken and thought, “Hey, I’m gonna eat that.” I really need to thank that person.

4.) What if we’re all in a video game, and it’s used for like some sort of health class? Like, it’s just demonstrating a full human life.

5.) What if in said video game, our years are actually just mere minutes to the player?

6.) I really want a taxidermied ferret right now. Somebody get me a gosh-darn taxidermied ferret.

7.) WHAT AM I GETTING FOR MY BIRTHDAY ARGH.

8.) What’s for supper?

(All of these were written in the span of 5-10 minutes. My mind is scary that way.)

9.) Why can’t I swallow melted cheese? It’s like some sort of weird allergy, except when I try to swallow melted cheese I gag. I actually might gag just thinking about melted cheese right now.

10.) Why did I put all of these henna tattoos all over? They’re gonna last for a long time.

11.) Why does daylight saving time exist? Like, don’t take an hour of sleep away from me.

12.) Jenny Lawson said that a lot of bloggers are messed up. Does that include me? It probably does. Oh well.

13.) Can somebody close that door? The 8th graders are very loud.

14.) *literal screaming*

15.) I WANT A RABBIT THEY’RE SO ADORABLE AAAAAAAAA

Welp. My brain is pretty random, and this demonstrates that. As of the day I’m writing this, it’s 5 days until my birthday. Whoo!

Bye for now!

~Kirstin Zaske 3-9-20